Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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