lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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