Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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