remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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