yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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