I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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