Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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