He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
two words...techno handjob
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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