I should be sponsored by Trojan
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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