the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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