Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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