I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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