If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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