at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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