i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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