I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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