Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
did i just pee glitter
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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