So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
