Non-Jews are for practice
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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