No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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