is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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