so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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