The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Are my feet made of real feet?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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