WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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