Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
