Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So vagazzling was a success
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