I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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