Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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