im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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