Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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