On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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