are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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