What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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