can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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