69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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