I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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