worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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