By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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