The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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