Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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