I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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