There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Someone came in the potted fern
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
tell me about the fingering
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