I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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