what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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