Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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