I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Randomize
