My nipple is on Facebook.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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