I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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