And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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