This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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