i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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