That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
