We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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