as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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